FUCK
Guys, I'm failing!!
And its not the fail I'm normally talking about. I'm REALLY failing.... as in waaaayyyy below class average fail. And I need to keep my scholarship which means I need at least an 80% average. I don't know if that's going to happen though....
Yuy REn
And its not the fail I'm normally talking about. I'm REALLY failing.... as in waaaayyyy below class average fail. And I need to keep my scholarship which means I need at least an 80% average. I don't know if that's going to happen though....
Yuy REn
posted by Yuy at
12:09 PM
3 Lushes:
Creepy.
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Steven, at 7:32 PM
I am Thomas S. Bunbooktoo, successor to the Nigerian throne. My uncle, the late Nwabudike Morgan, had much business sense and as a result, was able to amass a large fortune and amount of teddy bears. Alas, he was tragically killed with a coffee mug during an unfortunate business deal when his client didn't get enough "medication" and became a little bit upset.
I am the sole recipient of his massive fortune totalling 1.5 BILLION Turkish Lira (equivalent to an amazing $1000 USD). Imagine what miracles this large sum of money can do for you! All I need is your Price Club membership card number so that I can transfer the funds from his account to yours. This is necessary since I'm trying to sca... I mean, the paperwork is very detailed (and I'm a lazy bum.. I mean, I'm very busy) for a local transaction. Once this is done, you will keep a significant 2% of the proceeds, equalling 30 MILLION Turkish Lira.
Also, I am wondering if you would like to make some business transactions. My company, Pseudo-Real Enterprises, deals in a wide variety of products and services. These include affordable university degrees (impress employers with a Bachelor of Garbage Engineering degree from Pseudo-Real Institute), special organ enhancers, and a plan to purchase that fine cardboard box dream home you've wanted for years!
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All of the above is a total farce, just in case you wonder.
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Anonymous, at 6:51 AM
^^ What the hell....... :|
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Anonymous, at 12:37 PM
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