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Monday, March 06, 2006

Addiction

Ok, Perhaps this blogging thing is somewhat of an addiction now.

I have yet to figure out why I spend hours on end blogging every day?

I had a funny dream today, so I'm going to share it.

Last night, albert stayed over and we ended up talking about the fact that many people have changed to much after high school has finished. Before that, I watched a bit of Detective Academy Q, freaking the hell out of me because I find it so scary.

Ok, that's just a little background info I felt like adding. So I'm trying to sleep at night, but it started getting really warm and I decided to only cover half of my body with my blanket so the other half can act as ventilation and cool me off. That got me thinking about Detective Academy Q, when they found out that this guy from Class A of their detective school got murdered and cut in half with a chain saw. Like... split in half in the sense of vertically cut in half..... And as they tried to solve the case, more and more people from class A kept on dying. The second person was cut in half horizontally. The third person got his head chopped off and his arms chopped off too. It was gross......

So here I am, trying to fall asleep. Remembering how all these people died during the night hacked up by supposedly the reincarnation of Jack the Ripper.

In other words, I couldn't sleep.......


Then I had to go to the bathroom, but I was too scared to come down off the bunk and go.....




But then I really really needed to go, so I went....


Yeah... anyways, I finally fall asleep, luckily, I didn't dream gross stuff. Then I woke up, it was 8:35... I woke up because albert was making noise. The one time I didn't set my alarm clock in hopes that angela's will acutally ring, it doesnt. So I missed my morning class. But there's another section of the same class at 9:30. So I decided to go to that. But since I got some time, I might as well take a small snooze... and here's what I dreamed:

I decided to go visit the school with a bunch of people. Shirin, Yang, Anders are people I distinctly remember. I go to the school, hijack an empty locker and placed my jacket and backpack there. Then I locked it with my old lock that I somehow had with me. So I'm walking around, meeting all these people and everything was good. Then I saw Yaro in the halls. She had cut her hair and dyed it brown I think. She didn't recognize me at first, but when she did, I remember she just pounced on me....

It was very disturbing. I spent a bit of time running away from her and then I see Anders and Yang walking in the halls. We were all visiting, but somehow, Anders was still carrying his big blue zippered binder.... And he raised an eyebrow at me and said. "That girl [referring to Yaro] is scarying me." And yang just stood there and said. "Yuwei, are you gay?"

I said, "fuck you!" and then ran away. I found Shirin. And I asked her if she would help me find the locker I hijacked, because I forgot which one I had taken. So we go around the school trying locks. In the end, I found it, grabbed my jacket, and left. Somehow, my mother, and this other woman, prolly one of her friends were there and they offered me a ride back to waterloo. So she drove me. Then we passed the building where I had my morning class, and I told her to drop me off. I got dropped off. That was realy weird, because the car ride was only like... 3 minutes long. Like, we passed a blog, and we arrived at the destination. And I remember thinking, great, this way, I won't be late for the lecture!

Then instead of going into the building, I sat down at a desk outside of the building(it was cold and snowy btw). And on the building was this big plasma tv and then my prof's face appeared as he started the lecture. It was a really closeup of his face, and he was batting his eyelashes.

I look beside me, and Linda was sitting there. She said, "are you recording this?" "why?" I ask.
"Because he's so hot!" She said. "But he's so old!" I exclaimed!!

Yeah... I have to admit my prof is a sharp looking fella and in his younger years, he prolly had no problems wooing the ladies, but he has grey hair now....ew..

And then I woke up, which was 9:18. The second section of that lecture started at 9:30.

I ran.


Yuy Ren

2 Lushes:

  • Jack the Ripper cut his victims open and splayed their guts.

    He also targetted hookers.

    Jack-the-Ripper, he's our hero, going to take prostitution down to zero!

    By Blogger Steven, at 8:34 PM  

  • C) Subject is insane. :D :D :D :D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:08 PM  

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