Pieces of Eight.

Pieces of Eight. Good story. I don't care who you are, READ IT!
http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1446462

Come on! You know the story's good if the author has these rules in mind:
Vestdan's rules of writing:
1) Everybody is expendible. EVERYBODY.
2) If the audience is thinking one thing, that's the perfect time to prove them wrong.
3) Limit one ressurection per story. Offer void in Utah.
4) The world is NOT always saved by beautiful young people.
5) The world is NOT always saved.
6) Villians think too.
7) Whatt, me can spel goo?
8) Synonyms are my friend.
9) So is repetition.
9) So is repetition.
10)Every so often, it's a good thing to piss off your readers. A lot.
11)Grey and Khaki so do match, I don't care what anyone tells me.
12)Sometimes, life just simply sucks.
13)Some details are better left to readers' imaginations.
14)Some details, though indelicate, are better described at length

Go, read now!